S. Markem

The Murderpreneur

Is there something missing from your life? Do you hate your job? Perhaps your boss is an idiot? Have you been passed over for promotion? (I can sense you nodding). You may feel like a loser. Face facts, you probably are a loser. Eighty percent of drivers think they’re above average. Internet fact. But there is a magic ingredient available to all of us, and it can change everything.

The Murderpreneur is a tale of the absurdities that real life is made of. 

It’s a guide to success, a cautionary tale for incompetent managers (a broad church), and a rags-to-riches biography.

Derek Luckman has had enough, and today, something is going to change. 

Violence, humour, romance, blackmail, more violence, occasional paranoia and daytime telly. This story has it all.

Looking to escape the horrors of everyday life? Wrong book, sorry.

Looking for a sinister, absurd and funny page-turner? Well then, look no further. This is a rollercoaster of a novel, albeit quite a short ride, that will have you thinking differently next time you go to the office.

But whatever you do, please, don’t get caught!

Available Autumn 2019, from just about anywhere.

Wage Slaves

Work is a four-letter word, no two ways about it. Wage Slaves is a collection of slices from the bizarre cake of everyday life. Inspirational, and the perfect companion for anyone considering jumping in front of a tube train.

Available just about everywhere, Autumn 2019. Out Now!

The Wizard of Trope

Middle age is no excuse not to get out there and do something adventurous. Described by one kind reviewer as ‘children’s fiction for undemanding adults’, this delightful collection of nonsense will leave you feeling that Harry Potter was a literary masterpiece.